North Korea, Best Korea!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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