I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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