Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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