She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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