come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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