sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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