When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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