too bad you live with your parents still
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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