We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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