Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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