Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just cropdusted the office
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You have to summon your inner elephant
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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