David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
