that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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