He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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