If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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