I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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