Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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