ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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