i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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