u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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