He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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