yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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