Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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