we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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