His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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