God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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