He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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