I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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