At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and she was petting her beer can
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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