So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
