tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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