CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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