HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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