My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She needs sedatives and a leash
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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