you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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