On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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