I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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