I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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