Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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