Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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