im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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