She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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