i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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