The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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