Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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