"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize