hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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