"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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