Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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