Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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